• Chudai Tote
  • Chudai Tote

    Chudai Tote

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    Born in Twitter’s chaotic “For You” feed, #Chudai became the internet’s strangest viral hashtag—hijacked by bots, chaos, and cursed captions. Here the iconic word which literally means "to fuck" in Urdu/Hindi printed on a tote.


    - 100% organic cotton
    - Spacious design with a 30 lbs weight limit, perfect for daily use.

    Care instructions
    - Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

     

    One size

    Width, in

    16.00

    Length, in

    14.50

    Handle length, in

    24.50

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